Country Dictionary

when someone cums somewhere

I spaffed when this fit bird gave me head

A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.

My boss doesn’t like me, I don’t like my boss. I don’t like coffee, my boss does. Mate, you wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.

Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.

“You know, £60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?”

To ejaculate violently; specifically, with wanton and reckless disregard for direction or focus.

Spaf in my face you alsatian-loving scrag wrench.

The sound it makes when a penis slaps against face. S-slapping P-penis A-against F-face

Will was totaly being gay so he got spaf'd

1.) The past tense verb formation of “Spaff” aka “To Spaff Something”: which means “To do it well.” 2.) To create utter chaos while snacking. Originated and used by British Youtube Star Jamie Spafford & fellow members of SORTEDFood.

JAMES: “Aww, I Spaffed it.” JAMIE: “You’ve done it well.”

Spaffing: womens version of "cumming" and masterbation.

Hannah Spaffed over a picture of John. "oh yes, i'm spaffing" Hannah says as she climaxed.