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Spaghetti O's

The only food real dank memesters eat. Especially DANK DORITOS and KINKY FUCKERY WHORES. We run on this shit boii spaghetti O's make the hoes wweeettt

LONG DICK MAN: Spaghetti O's are pretty good Hoes: OOhhh I'm wet

by bootleg_doritos April 09, 2017

spaghetti-o

A type of food that tards, especially Melissa, enjoy. Also, they have been known to spend all of their money obtaining tins of it to consume cold.

"I DON'T CARE! I LOVE SPESGHETTI-OS! Um...spaghetti-os....yeah."

by Krista November 18, 2003

kansas spaghetti-o

The eloquent squeeze of Heinz ketchup down the shaft of a penis or phallic item after anal entry, prior to vaginal. Being sure to coat the scrotum because you can’t leave out the meatballs. Causing a large “spaghetti-o” type ring.

After the Chiefs win, I gave my ol gal a nice Kansas Spaghetti-o in celebration! She looked at me with that spaghetti-o face!

by Adultish September 16, 2021

Spaghetti-O Pussy

When she's on her period but you continue to smash and it gets bloody and squishy.

Damn it was like a Spaghetti-O Pussy last night.

by Matt-Morgan9000 January 10, 2017

uh-oh spaghetti-o's

An exclamation made after the realization one has fucked up beyond repair.

Dude, I just shot your mom! Uh-oh Spaghetti-oh's

by Liam Waterbottom November 18, 2003

Spaghetti O Slammer

Take a cup and put a couple shots of vodka in it. Then open a can of spaghetti O's, turn it upside down and slam the bottom of it so all the O's go in the cup, and then slam it down your throat.

Man i tried the spaghetti O slammer last night, i didn't even get close to finishing.

by Scot Coleman November 16, 2008

uh-oh spaghetti-o's

(N.) Homer Simpson's (II) Catch phrase in the short-lived Fox Dramedy, "Police Cops." Originally, a suave, stereotypical Policeman, Homer Simpson (II) was retooled into a fat, bumbling, Chris-Farley-esque doofus, who's catchphrase was always "Uh-Oh-Spaghetti-O's!" which was taken from the pasta of the same name.

Homer: "I just helped out in the Toys-for-Guns program." Chief: "Homer! It's Guns-For-Toys!" Homer: "Uh-oh spaghetti-o's"

by G-Union November 25, 2003