A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of a man tea bagging a woman's face until she chokes to death.
When the coroner arrived, he determined the cause of death was spalding. The woman was suffocated by Mr. Cox's ridciulously huge ball sack which had already been filed on record as a deadly weapon.
5'6" leggy blonde girl with blue/green eyes, and parents who are enthusiastic about basketball. Has a generally good and slightly perverted sense of humor. At first comes off as a far off, ditzy, space cadet, but is really a deep and emotional person. Plays volleyball and basketball, and makes all the boys drool ;)
"Whoah, dude have you seen the new girl? She's totally Spalding material!" "Yeah, she's hot, I had a dream about her last night... "
The act of inserting a tennis racket either orally, anally, or vaginally.
That girl is is getting a good anal spalding.
VERB to scold with an extreme force. to punish with extreme power. a mild spalding is equil to a severe whipping. a royal spalding is the most severe of spaldings and has never actually occured.
Hey Todd, i heard Jessica cheated on you with manny! You sould go put a mild spalding on his ass.
any abandoned beverage especially/typically occurring after/during a big party...coined by the Beasters of EC Glass High School class of 1990 It is a reference/ode to "Spalding" the teenage character in "Caddy Shack" who at one point in the movie slinks down the bar finishing all the left behind beers and cocktails
There were a bunch a lighweights at the party last night as indicated by the hundreds of spaldings we had to clean up.
The term coined when a man rubs one out into his lovers eyes whilst she/he sleeps. The semen then hardens as the lover sleeps blissfully unaware of the surprise waiting for her/him when they awake. The term "spalding" originated from an unknown source, but has become a popular name for this most beloved of sexual pranks.
Matt jizzed into Doug's eyes whilst he was sleeping. The next morning, Doug awoke to find that he couldn't open his eyes. Trying to remove the crispy and slightly sticky residue from around his eyes, his fingers and face got all gunked up. Matt gave Doug a very nice spalding last night after a lovers tiff!