A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you ejaculate on your partners bum cheek and then slap it as hard as possible to watch it fly everywhere.
Do you want to come upstairs for a Spanky Wanky. I hope it gets messy!
The action of a child hitting a family member, other than direct family, due to them being angry or annoyed
Little Edward gave a spanky wanky to his aunt because she kept on calling him little baby
The act of asking someone to get spanked by a cock.
Hey you wanna do a little wanky spanky over there?
When your friends are naughty and you have to learn them a lesson.
"Did you fail your history exam?"
"Yes..."
"Naughty girl, time for a spanky wanky"
A hand job and a blow job at the same time.
Guy: listen, can i call you back, im getting a spanky wanky.