A fork of Rural Dictionary
A lazy student's best guide to getting out of wasting 5 hours a night to read some lame ass book.Pretty much the act of reading a book summary.
Matthew:Oh shit! I forgot to read my book for English class!
Me:Spark Notes that shit in second period yo.
A site for useless slackers that would rather sit around all day and procrastinate than simply do their work. Those that use Spark Notes are generally fuckheads that sit around on their couches and smoke pot all day.
"I got my whole essay done using Spark Notes!"
"Congratulations you fucking slacking queef."
website that enables many students to pass. It's not cheating, its 'helping'.
"I wouldn't have had a clue what to write in my shakespeare essay if I hadn't used sparknotes!"
A godsend when teachers/lecturer's assign bad books or bad topics that the student can not be bothered to read.
"I would have failed year 11 literature if it wasn't for spark notes"
"spark notes is king"
A website that makes English class useless, if it isn't already.
The teacher spent the whole period trying to explain the book to his students, but once they looked it up on Spark Notes they understood it.
When you have used spark notes to complete your assignments.
Bob: Oh man, I can't believe that I had to read chapters 10-20 of Pride and Prejudice all in one day.
Billy: Really? I spark noted the chapters! It was easy as pie!
verb, to use spark notes, usually to cheat on a book report or essay in school
I'm going spark note my book report for A Tale Of Two Cities