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A person who has spunk and/or a feisty attitude.

That girl is a real sparkplug.

An adult beverage carefully mixed from one ounce Jagermeister, and one ounce Sparks Premimum malt beverage, and taken as a shot.

Hey Bro, jagerbombs are for pussies, lets have a sparkplug

Sorority hazing technique, when rushees have to soak a tampon in Tabasco.

Karen was jumping across the street like a Mexican jumping bean when she had her sparkplug in, but now she's a sister!

A faggot who is able to insert his penis into his anus and masturbate. Sparkplugging is very addictive andn as a result the plugger does it constantly.

"aye uncle joe i gots to leave aunt chenies's funeral ." "why nigga?" "i need to go Sparkplug myself

N. Def. 1: A part of the automobile Def. 2: ColonelJ's youngest cat, who is also the feline reincarnation of Hitler, hence his nickname "Kitler".

"Dude, my sparkplugs are shoved up my ass!" "Sparkplug! Get back here, you little @$$hole..."

When an electrically charged object is shoved up your asshole, causing premature ejaculation and anal leakage.

Wow, Bob squealed like a bitch when he was sparkplugged by Sutter. Oww

A gay pole dancer who is always skiving off his school work or jobs. Works nights down on the streets and will give good rough, enlightening shag to anyone, including kittens. This sort of person also likes a bit of Strawberry Shortcake Some people worship this manly tart, they're all inside this special temple (SparkPlugs Liposuction Home).

"What religion are you down with?" "Sparkplugs" "wtf?" "Omg, you're such a Sparkplugs! Suck my balls and make me a milkshake for a tenner!!"