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A viral infestation of asshole behavior. Extremely ubiquitous. No known cure but sure working on one.

Jeff was suffering from a severe case of sphincteritis

noun: one's pooper

gentlemen, rest your sphincters!

Uptight, reserved, unable to let loose. The epitome of anal-retentive. Like a bag with a drawstring pulled tight.

Christy's sphincterized book bag contained three copies of poetry by T.S. Eliot.

ring-like muscle found in the anus

From the South Park song "Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo" and won't fall in the toilet coz he's just clinging to your sphincter and he wont drop off and so you shake your ass around and try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does

the muscle that makes you poo

i had to get 16 stitches in my sphincter because vitt did me up the arse

the circular muscle in your arse; the poo-cutter

"aww that huge crap made my sphincter hurt"

possibly the coolest word in the english language may hurt during anal penetration

omg sphincter!!!! watch out for the sphincter, it might be hard to shit!