A fork of Rural Dictionary
The description of a place that has been approved by the female parental as to meet her degree or expectations of cleanliness
You can't go see your girlfriend until this room is spic and span
Something paticularly clean, fresh.
man ur outfit lookin spic and span!
A derogatory term for latino twins.
Check out spic and span over there selling chiclets.
When you go to wipe your ass again and it’s already clean, leaving no marks on the toilet paper.
Bobo wiped twice after shitting, and for the third wipe he performed a Spic and Span swipe, just for good measure.
When a company hires illegal immigrants, normally Mexican, to fill in large gaps in employment.
"dude did you hear that HR called in an order for spic n span."
"so taco's in the cafeteria again?"
A proposed pedestrian overpass directly from Mexico to Canada, completely skipping the U.S.A.
"pedestrian overpass to canada, that was my idea, I was gonna call it the 'spic-span'!"
Getting your house, lawn, and/or garden cleaned by workers of Mexican descent
Instead of asking my girl to keep herself occupied while I work, we invested in Spic & Span for the low, low price.