A fork of Rural Dictionary
Guy: When was the last time you had sex?
Girl: ummm, long time ago...
Guy: I bet you have spiderwebs!
Changing lanes while driving extremely fast. Dipping in and out of traffic.
Stop spiderwebbing before we crash and die!
When a guy blows his "love load" into your hair and the aforementioned "love load" matts into the hair and creates a spiderweb looking mess.
Billy bob spiderwebed me last night and and it took me hours to wash it out.
The Spiderweb is achieved through male masturbation in the shower, typically done with the aid of a soapy substance. After ejaculation, as the male lifts his hand up and spreads his fingers apart, it looks like a spiderweb. May also be flung at or on partner after said ejaculation in conjunction with the male shouting "Spiderweb!" and mimicking the motion of Spiderman shooting his spiderweb in the popular comic books and movies.
I'm sorry I just Spiderwebbed you in the face, neck, shoulders, chest, and stomach.
The act of farting out semen after anal sex.
Trisha began spiderwebbing in the bathroom after i fucked her in the ass.
state of the windscreen or glass after a high velocity local impact at . A visual onometopeia, as cracks proceed from the epicenter of impact, radially outwards, much like a spider's web.
i was thrown violently against the windscreen, and rebounded into the air.. i am ok but i spiderwebbed the windscreen beyond repair.
to shoot your load on a womans face!
last night i was getting a blow job and i pulled out and spiderwebed her!