A fork of Rural Dictionary
Aka a "floor rat", someone who spent most of the 90s-00s working on one of the Chicago trading floors before trading was moved to electronic markets.
Spizzes usually have raw vocal cords from years of screaming in the pits and a permanent neck twitch caused by constantly having to adjust their jacket collar.
The uniform of a typical spizz is a CME floor clerk's jacket, flannel shirt, and black jeans.
"We interviewed four guys for this opening we had. Three were very well presented, but the last guy was a total spizz."
Verb. To ejaculate into the anus, lick out the semen, and sipt it into the mouth of the passive partner. Usually occurs at the end of homosexual intercourse without condom. Sipzzing can, however, occur between a heterosexual couple.
Look at those guys spizzing on the internet.
Het, baby, let me spizz you with my hot sticky man juice.
Yeah, I spizzed him, but it didn't taste too good.
The act of placing your hand under your erected penis and pretending to shoot a web like spiderman while ejaculating.
Yesterday i was fornicating with my friend's mother and i began Spizzing on her face to cap off the wonderful love making session.
jizz that is flying in the air at high velocity
my spizz comes to a dead stop when it reaches my girlfriend's face
To spit in a girl's face after jizzing on it.
Man, last night I spizzed on her and she made me sleep on the couch.
slang for myspace used among select, lazy northwest-ohio teenagers.
amanda: hey andrew!
andrew: good morrow amanda, whatcha doinn?!
amanda: not so much just gettin' on the good ol' spizz!
andrew: wowzer! you must be lazy, select, and northwest-ohioan!!
amanda: damn-straight