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A mixture of spunk and splooge. This is formed by the combined semen during a bukkake session.
Dude, I can't believe she drank that glass of splunk after we blasted on her face.
Most often used in Cherry Magazines to turn hot young men on about to whack off. It is the semen goo that they shoot out of their cocks at climax that is large, sticky, and hard to get out of the eyes.
I'm about to release ungodly amounts of Splunk onto her chocolate milkshake funbags.
The epitome of an incredible and immensely overpowered act.
Dang! No wonder she failed her test, she really needs to splunk more!
Vrb. 1)The act of "diveing" into someones vagina 2) The act of jumping into someones or somthings moist hole.
I would go Splunking with her.
I would splunk That.
1.The noise an axe makes when it gets lodged into one's skull
2.A large half-ork creature who has an I.Q of 2 and is illiterate. He enjoys animals and killing things that are mean to him or to his friends. He has no sense of pain as his low intelligence has left it completely null and void. Splunk is the by product of a human father and an ork mother. He has a large family which includes his full-ork brother Kerplunk. Splunk travels with an adventuring party through the land of Galador trying to save the world. He has a huge love of animals and desires to be a "Puppyflamethrowerkitty" daddy.
Example 1:"wow that was a loud splunk my axe made"
Example 2: "Dammit Splunk why did you blow up my bar!"