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an absolutey amazing tv show that beats the crap out of nearly everything else on the box. has a sick assed theme tune which goes....
"who lives in a pineapple under the sea?"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"absorbant and yellow and porous is he"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"if nautical nonesense be something you wish"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"then drop on the deck and blub like a fish"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob squarepants!"
"spongebob............ squarepants!"
yes...it does rock
"yo fool, you checkin spongebob on nicktoons?"
"your damn right i am homeslice"
"damn straight"
a turn on
there are 2 words to descirbe sponge bob square pants
sex
machine
one extreanly hot sexy spongey lil bitch,i would never use him as a household tool!!!
i want him to absorb my spillage!!!!!!!!
a queer yellow ambisexual sponge that lives in the sea with a starfish and a squid with only 6 legs (squids have 10 btw)
<you> you're such a sponge bob
<me> whatever, don't take it out on me just 'cause your mum's an ambi.