A fork of Rural Dictionary
a low level beastie that lurks in the plains of the Badlands. They look very similar to what many expect a leopord, or even a buzzard (see flying cows). But make no mistake. They are cows. And they will follow you.
GuildWuntvor: These spotted cows look a lot like leopards. GuildWuntvor: And these flying cows, they look alot like buzzards.. GuildAtilathehun: lol GuildWuntvor: cows follow me ....
The act of having multiple black and white men splooge on you as to make a spotted effect
Bill, Steve, Jack, Micheal, Jamal, Andre, Antwan, and Kanye did that aweful spotted cow to Lesly yesterday
Rural English slang: female virginity. Encountered mostly in suggestive songs.
I asked "My dear, why do you cry?" "I've lost me spotted cow!" said she. "Then let us search within your lawn! And we shall see what we shall see"