Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Spotted Cows

a low level beastie that lurks in the plains of the Badlands. They look very similar to what many expect a leopord, or even a buzzard (see flying cows). But make no mistake. They are cows. And they will follow you.

GuildWuntvor: These spotted cows look a lot like leopards. GuildWuntvor: And these flying cows, they look alot like buzzards.. GuildAtilathehun: lol GuildWuntvor: cows follow me ....

by Aeirion, the Draenei pally February 28, 2009

Spotted cow

The act of having multiple black and white men splooge on you as to make a spotted effect

Bill, Steve, Jack, Micheal, Jamal, Andre, Antwan, and Kanye did that aweful spotted cow to Lesly yesterday

by Pedr December 02, 2007

spotted cow

Rural English slang: female virginity. Encountered mostly in suggestive songs.

I asked "My dear, why do you cry?" "I've lost me spotted cow!" said she. "Then let us search within your lawn! And we shall see what we shall see"

by Weaselsmasher April 29, 2006