A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Sprang-Capelle is a fake ass gangster who thinks he's a true Capone, but instead is a Sprang-Capelle loser who cannot even get the surname right. They are usually total faggots and pedophiles and crazy because of all the drug-filled orgies they participate in. Typically of Italian or white descent, they are reliving the glory days of the mob that they never participated in.
Paul: "Hey Tone, how ya doin'? You heard o' Jackie?" Tone: "Jackie who?" Paul: "Jackie ehh, you know! Jackie *whistles*." Tone: "Ohh yeah that Jackie. Why didn't you say you meant Jackie Sprang-Capelle. He's in prison ain't he? For kiddy fiddlin'?" Paul: "Yeah that's right, badabing badaboop, the fucker is in the coop."