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A hidden way to get to a video on youtube. By typing on google spritecranberry.net it show a video title how to express your dogs anal glands
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A shock site disguised as a website to get a free Sprite Cranberry. Please don't type it up.
Person 1: "Hey, what have you done today?
Person 2: "I looked up "Spritecranberry.net but it traumatized me when I realized I didn't get a free can of Sprite Cranberry. It just redirected me to some weird YouTube video!
Person 1: "I warned you not to type that URL up!"
A place to get free sprite cranberries
Hey Billy Mays here. Have you ever felt thirsty, but don't want some boring water? Well go on spritecranberry.net for a free sprite cranberry. But hurry fast after you order you get another one free.
The only website where you can order a Sprite Cranberry free of charge. They pay for the sodas through a shit ton of ad revenue.
John: I'm kinda thirsty
John: *goes to spritecranberry.net*
John: *receives an unopened can of Sprite Cranberry on his porch a day later*
Spritecranberry is a new shock site fad which shares the same baiting principle as many other shock sites (goatse, tubgirl). Occasionally this link will be thrown around inside a comment thread, with many people trying to persuade others into clicking the link in promise of a free sprite cranberry. Those who click on the link will be redirected to a disgusting video of a person cleaning the inside of a dog's anal glands. Gross, but still nowhere near as nasty as the OG goatse.cx.
Fun fact, spritecranberry is the first shock site where the shock material is a YouTube video.
Troll: Hey guys, go to spritecranberry.net to receive your free can of sprite cranberry!
Gullible internet user: OH BOY! Free sprite cranberry!
Gullible internet user: *clicks on link*
Gullible internet user: *unplugs computer* what the fuck did i just watch
A link to a website that made people believe they’d get a free cranberry flavoured sprite, but just like 2 girls 1 cup, goatsy and many more, they were instead greeted by a disgusting video of someone fingering a dog to make it shit on their finger
Person 1: Hey, go to SpriteCranberry.net for a free sprite cranberry