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Spunkling

A spunkling is a human of small stature behaving ever increasingly anoying.

A spunkling often reacts violently towards a larger individual for little or no reason but only has the ability to inflict minor pain like pinching.

Elouise stop being such a spunkling!

by C.I.Kimo February 06, 2019

spunkled

When you've recieved a light, yet constant load of semen to the face. Imagine a sprinkler as opposed to a cannon.

"Man Corey was weak, i wanted a facial but i ended up getting spunkled"

by MoottheLoot January 14, 2006

spunkle

Name given to that extra special uncle, the type of uncle who likes helping out at bath time.

Gary glitter is my spunkle. I didn't want to be in his gang, i just didn't have a choice.

by Mr Peeeeee March 09, 2010

spunkle

During sex, when a man ejactulates on his partner and immediately blows a handful of glitter over it.

Spunk + sparkle = spunkle.
Othernames: tinkerbelled, fairy dusting etc.

Yeah bro I spunkled all over that girl.

by te125 November 08, 2010

spunkle

to spunkle - meaning to ejaculate in a wide spread patern, obtaining maximum coverage.

Derrived from the words spunk and sprinkle.

"Yea... take it right in the hair!" - John shouted as he Spunkled her right in the face at short range.

by polaris March 15, 2005

spunkle

1.it means something cool.
2. it's a mesh of the word special and spunky
kind of like when your happy and can't talk and make up words- thats it's origin.
3. can be used much like the word shibby to mean anything

wow! Ricky Bobby is SPUNKLE!!
---or--
Spidermonkeys are so spunkle, they are awesome!!!

by Msuspidermonkey September 07, 2006

Spunkle

An uncle who kidnaps his nephews and spunk’s in them. Other names for this word are, “Pedofunkle,” “sackhatcher,” “unclefuckbutt,” and “pubic rubric.”

I went and visited my spunkle today and he touched me.

by Chasadia April 19, 2019