A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hoe who tops off the whole crew or
A thot that lets the whole team hit
Ima take this squaddie to the back and get some head.
Squaddies are the dumbfuck new recruits in the army who think they're hard and go around in their shitty done-up cars and try to start fights with innocent people on the street.
They're also usually seen drinking.
And in big groups.
Because they're pussies.
Squaddie 1: 'Ere mate, look at that twat on the bike, wanna jump him?
Squaddie 2: Yeah mate let's go.
*squaddie 1 bottles biker*
a member off the british infantry hobbies inc drinking fighting dancing like a twat the love off slagging off civis refer to women as slags or spunk trumpets they call each other skiprat or lizardlips they enjoy doing a "jobbie" in random places every second word they say is followed by fuck or cunt there whole life is "army barmy" even when they are back on civi street everyday items are looked at like it could be a usefull weapon of some kind they use terms like kebab compass , disco shoes often seen reacting attack lanes on the they way home for a night out
i was well fucking pissed didnt know where i was fucking going found a cunting chippie and got myself a kebab compass got home in no time a example of how a squaddie will find his way back to camp
A member of the Army.
They hang about in squads for safety (even whilst out of work), hence squaddie. Often found wearing an unofficial style of uniform while in town drinking consisting of:
- A pair of faded blue jeans
- Desert boots (or Rockports, CAT's etc)
- A fleece style top
Fucking squaddies are always kicking off in town giving the rest of us service personnel a bad name. Scum
A male member of the British Army who isn't an officer. An old-fashioned synonym is Tommy. Stereotypical characteristics of squaddies include:
-They regularly go out drinking; while out they shamelessly try to pull civilian girls and often start fights (with each other as well as with civilians)
-They're from working class backgrounds
-They left education aged 15 or 16
-They're fiercely patriotic and xenophobic
-They're overtly racist towards South Asians and people of Middle Eastern descent
-They're deeply prejudiced against Islam, Communism and liberalism
-They're homophobic, and call any man who shows any signs of effeminacy "a poof"
-They're unintelligent
-They're cocky as fuck
Last time I went to that bar a squaddie tried to dance with my girlfriend; then when she rejected him, he and his squaddie mates beat the shit out of me.