Country Dictionary

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Squidnapper

Someone who instead of kids napping kids kidnaps squids

Joe: Iam going to watch the news
Reporter: Attentetion a squidnapper has been spotted in your area

Joe: What

by Savagecabbage29 December 22, 2016

Squidnapper

It's another word for home wrecker, only difference is It's a navy squid bitch that intrudes on your family.

Man I left the bitch alone for a day and she ran into a squidnapper.

by shesadumpster March 29, 2010