A fork of Rural Dictionary
I took this bird home the other night and when she took her bra off I was confronted by the most tremendously long set of stalagtits that I have ever seen.I was gripped.
When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.
After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.
Someone so cute you would hang around them even if nothing is going on - sediment slowly dripping down your body as you grow.
Annie is my stalagtite