A fork of Rural Dictionary
Town in Wisconsin originally called West Allis. Known for its state fair, lame highway 100 cruisers, endless fast food restaurants, and class. People who live in “Stallis” usually attend West Allis Central or Hale, both fine establishments to aspire to graduate from although Hale is regarded as a “classier” school. Most residents are lifers, usually getting some factory job and raising their kids in good old Stallis just like their parents before them. There are mandatory things you MUST do in order to be a resident of Stallis:
1) Cruise Highway 100 the moment you get your learners permit
2) Attend Central or Hale
3) Attend State Fair & Western Day’s yearly
4) Hang out at South ridge mall when school let’s out
5) Binge Drink by middle school
6) Wal-Mart is your life
7) Frequent fast food restraints such as Johnny V’s, Oscars, George Webb’s, etc…
8) Drive past the fat women that is always on the pay phone, if your from Stallis you know what I mean
9) Attend high school football games with your school jacket even though your an unmarried 35 year old and get more pumped up then the kids who are actually playing
10) Fuck the establishment because your from Stallis and you don’t care what everyone else thinks
person 1) I''m bored what do you wanna do?
person 2) Well we can either cruise highway, or chill at Johnny V's
person 1)Your so Stallis
Known as West Allis, in Milwaukee County. A very diverse working class community. Which seems to be stuck in a time warp of the 80's and 90's, that coupled with a metropolis of trailer parks, makes it the highest concentrated city in southeastern Wisconsin to see the mullet hair cut. Which in fact has been seen on both the male and female citizens of "Stallis".
Dude, I was in Stallis the other day at the Painted Parrot talking to this hot chick, when out of nowhere! I was thrown out of the bar by three dudes with mullets wearing wife beaters. WTF!
A city in Wisconsin that actually is West Allis but people call it Stallis because they are too lazy to pronounce the whole thing. One of three cities that the infamous Highway 100gos through.
The cops are bitches in Stallis
This is a term for the city of West Allis or Stalli-ville. Some identify it with White Trash Fest (Western Days at State Fair Park) while others with its infamous highway 100 where cruisers come from all over to pick up randoms. The rest of us define it was a way of life. We either want to stick it out to see what drama will be created or run away as far as possible.
Stallis: Home of the Mullet, Lycra pants, and Miller drinking beer-bellies!
A city also referred to as "white allis", the "dirty S", and "Dstall". Composed of a dead industrial center, the cities economy now runs on strip malls and fast food. The most common employment is 1)fast food worker 2)hopeful firefighter/cop 3)mechanic. This leads to chronic drinking, depression, and eventually cruising.
"so what are you doing after highschool?" Stallis resident,"Oh I'm looking into working 40 hour weeks at Quiznos so i can put black lights on my neon."