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Starfuck

a verb referring to the act of fucking in a Starbucks public bathroom

The Frappuccinos made us very horny so we decided to Starfuck.

We used the whipped cream from our lattes to Starfuck.

by fratsarestupid April 19, 2011

Starfuck

This means that you are going to Starbucks with your partner and you just fuck in the restaurant.

I just starfucked with my girl

by FappyCumCookie May 30, 2016

Starfuck

Ramming a christmas tree star up someones arse for pleasure.

James: "Its christmas time again Jimmy, time to get out the Christmas tree"
Jimmy: "Better clean off the star for this year"
James: "Good call, im ripe for a starfuck!"

by jimmyc2005 December 22, 2005

starfucker

A person who obessessed with and seeks out personal interaction with celebrities. The desired interaction is often, but not necessarily, sexual in nature.

Examples include Courtney Love, Star Jones, and pretty much every person on the E! television network.

by A.M. April 17, 2005

Starfucker

Woman or man who prides themselves on sleeping with someone of fame. In turn they believe that they too have the same self importance.

Olga Fonda is a starfucker and a woman linked to Guy Ritchie, Ben Stiller, Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn and many more. By sleeping with them she believes she too is a star.

by tylerdirtyden January 13, 2011

starfucker

an alternative band from Portland, Oregon. Briefly changed their name to "Pyramiddd", but they're back to Starfucker/STRFKR now.

Starfucker is awesome

by n0o0o0o0o0o0o0 June 27, 2010

starfucker

someone who thinks some brief nearly non-existent connection with some great legend practically makes them a great legend too.

ok thrill me already - so you slept in David Bowie's hotel bed like three years after he checked out - woohoo - what a starfucker.

by angela June 06, 2003