A fork of Rural Dictionary
A mini hard-on. Gotten when aroused in a place where you probably should not be aroused. You body won't allow for a full erection, so you feel a stem grow in your pants.
I was telling my boys about this hot chick that bent over in church, and I could see her tramp stamp. My bud asked me if I caught a stem. And I said. No doubt!
Something cringe and misplaced mostly on purpose, used to catalyze the western degradation using maschilism, sexism and racism. Also extremely nosense sometimes. The word generate from the union of two of the master of cringeness: Ste and Cem.
“Have you seen my cock?” “Sorry I don’t have a microscope” “That’s very stem”
The act of rubbing two penises against each other like two pieces of wood starting a campfire.
Eve got everyone cast out of Eden bc she was being a triflin' ho. It was cold outside of the garden but their reaction towards Eve moreso as they gave her the cold shoulder. So Adam and Steve decided to embrace each other for warmth. They pressed up against each other. But their tallywhackers were hanging and get cold from the wind. So they grabbed them and started stem-on-stemming for frictional warmth because no one wants a freezing dildo up their asshole. They took turns parking their canes in each other while laying on the back of the other to keep them warm.