Country Dictionary

The injecting,smoking,or free basing of any illegal substance.

Mother: Why are you acting so funny?
Ricky: I am pretty sure I just stooed every drug known to man.

n. short for stupid

"Dude, where's the milk?"
"It's in the fridge, you stoo."

One who is totally amazing and perfect in every way. Usually very modest.

You are so cool and amazing! You are such a Stoos!

See Stoos, but even better.

You are way cooler and more amazing! You are such a Stoos, but if you were the other Stoos you'd be better!

See STFU. It is a quicker and easier way of saying STFU without having to look like a fool with your spelling. It also lowers the chances of spelling errors while hammered.

Emily, please stoo foo, that joke was awful.

Slang for stupid

Rachel is stoo pop

1: A cult that worships rabid wolverines. This cult often combines baking soda and vinegar in their mouth to simulate rabies. This ritual is commonly known as "Bee Ingvare Eestoo Pid". They have also been known to stage raids on nearby towns, biting and mauling the citizens in the process of chanting their infamous battle cry (usually hard to understand through all the chemical reactions in their mouths): "BEE-INGVARE-EESTOO-PID". They were recently overthrown by the Ninja Club.
2: A term often referring to the Repulican party in politics. We may be confusing this with the common term "stupid people" but hey, they sound similar!

1: "Holy CRAP the STOO pidpee PULL are HERE! run FOR you LI-"
"SNAaaaRRrLlllL! BEEinGvareEEsToopID!!!!!!!!!!"
"AaaaGggHHhiiEEekkKeEKk---------!"