A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang used in some gay communities as an umbrella term for a group of straight/heterosexual peoples.
You know those straighties. They love to get divorced.
bunch of homophobic straight bitches who closeted asf and use the #FuckOffLGBT hashtag to boost their fragile ego
on twitter: "lmao look at them straighties being pussies, waiting for that coming out post of yours ❤"
Used by the same people who will bitch and whine when someone says faggot, then go and say this and claim they’re good people or that they’re “woke/PC”.
Usually used by people in the LGBTDIKRNGKEDODNDNSKDMFJROEKDNDFJEODKDNEODKDNRIEIDNFFIOENDJFRODJDNEKDNFJRIDJD+ community
(Boy don’t you love double standards)
Gay guy: i hate when i get called a faggot
Another gay guy: lets just call them something back like straighties because two wrongs make a right... right?!
Me: but isnt that kinda a double standard?
Other gay guy: SHUT UP STRAIGHTY! REEEEEEEEEE!
1) a "straight" heterosexual individual
2) an edge piece of a puzzle with one or two "straight" sides
1) Natalie is a straightie, because she likes men.
2) While making a puzzle: I'm still looking for the last two straighties.
Someone who turns down a sausage party with the boys , A female Lover , a straighty180
hey Justin me and the boys gonna go choke on some Wang. You in ?
Nah man might just hang with the missus tonight.
your such a straighty180 faggot!
A straight person who is really paranoid about looking gay.
Guy: So, I heard Sarah asked you out.
Girl: Yeah, it was a total set-up.
Guy: Really?
Girl: Yep. I could it was a set-up before she even told me! She seemed miserable! She's all like,
"Oh my god, uh—hi, will you go out with me? Please say no! This is just a dare! I like boys!"
And I'm like,
"Okay, no. I have a girlfriend.
Peace out."
Guy: Oh wow..
Girl: I know, right!? What an obvious straighty!