A fork of Rural Dictionary
Foreskin. It's replaceable with foreskin.
"hey bro, are you circumcised?"
"Nah, I still got my stritch."
1.Someone who resembles that of an Ostritch
2.Someone who think themselves overly badass, thinking themselves a big player, and is often quoted using ridiculous ones liners.
Stritches should always be mocked and will rarely know they are the butt of the joke
They can also be quoted as constantly saying the word "Chicaw"
Stritch: She ain't no girl baby, shes a woman.
Stritch: I got me 11 decleaters today baby.
Person: Chicaw baby Chicaw
The word used when Peter Gabriel tries to say 'stretching' but clearly doesn't have the capacity to do so'
'Peter can you say stretching for us?'
'No, sorry, best I can do is stritching'
Unknown.
Consist of a shit ton of people who don’t want to be here
“Have you ever heard of Cardinal Stritch University?”
“Don’t you mean Satan’s ass crack?”
Unknown. Anyone that goes here wishes to be somewhere else.
Cardinal Stritch University is a school
Unknown.
Consists of students that would rather be anywhere else
Did you hear about the parties at Cardinal Stritch University last weekend?
- No