A fork of Rural Dictionary
a blowjob, just a new name because honestly blowjob doesn't make any sense. also, instead of shortening to 'sj' its quick name is 'slurpie.'
Dennis: Dang Kevin, I might call up your sister and see if she can give me a suckjob this weekend.
Kevin: Dude that's down right awful, when its my sister feel free to say slurpie.
oral stimulation associated with the penis
jenna is such a whore . She gives out suckjobs left and right
basically its a blowjob but blows not really the right word ... so one afternoon in bakers oven we founded the suckjob ...... its an amazing slang word for blowjob yes!!
TREVOR: graham where were you last night man?
GRAHAM: sorry, but i called in to see greg and she gave me the best fucking suckjob imaginable
TREVOR: graham!! what have a i told you about greg?
GRAHAM: fuck off trevor greg is fair game
Ironically the opposite of a blowjob. A suckjob involves the person adminstering the fellatio to blow hard while sucking the penis like a balloon.
-Hey dude how was it with Victoria last night?
-Oh man it was great she gave me a suckjob bro and my shlong just inflated like a fucking balloon man.
Well the others seem to have there own share of what it means, but a suckjob is when someone is accomplishing something and they do a crappy job of it....
Or it could be used as what your ocupation is like if you work at McDonalds thats a suckjob....
(dave did his homework 5 night in a row what an accomplishment)
Teacher: wow david you did your homework the only problem is you did a "suckjob"
Dave:(walks away being emo)