A fork of Rural Dictionary
The activity of pubescent farmers as their fathers help them wax up their tool.
David was a natural at sumping, his father was delighted, for this meant he no longer needed to sump his own tool.
A good place to smoke and drink in New Hyde Park
Haley Chris, do you wanna go slam a Bud Lite at The Sump?
A male OR female that is overly desperate for top-tier attention amongst an irrationally large group of other SIMP-like SUMP's all competing for the most individual attention. The men are usually just virgins that will accept a subtle @mention to accomplish a "1st half of the day" objective, while the women are nothing more than attention-seeking, online-exclusive, E-Girl runner-up, groupies. However, shall a female SUMP begin to seek SUMPY attention from a male SUMP, the male SUMP will tend to shapeshift into an "incel", sheltering themselves from the SUMPY attention they once sought out to acquire.
Construction workers are all disgusting SUMPS, who catcall to every woman they spot, spend hundreds of dollars at strip clubs, but the second a woman approaches them with equal response... they all of a sudden clam up and quiet down.
An obscure combination of the word sex and dumpling. It is commonly used when an individual is doing unspeakable thinks to bread like products
Eli quit sumping with your roll. People are staring.