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a test-tube baby, or a publicity stunt. no way was she conceived naturally, because her dad, tom cruise is a fag! COME OUT OF THE CLOSET, TOM CRUISE!!!!
An amazing funny and chilled girl who’s blonde and is NOT named after suri cruise because She was born AFTER suri cruise Also she is a genius and does not love school
Yessuriiiii Omg did u see suri got the best grade in the class
Suri is an awesome girl. She's the cutest, the smartest, the funniest of all the girls i know. I love her like hell, WOW ! She so understands me and it's like we were connected. i'm the retard she's the brain. I'm the slave she's the master. Every morning, I'm stunned by all this cuteness on her so gnugnugnugnugnugnu face ! I just love being with her, hugging her, kissing her... She's the sun of my days <3
Girls name which means 'Lord' in Hebrew; 'pickpocket' in Japanese; and 'free publicity' in Holywoodspeak.
"Do you think Tom Cruise wants his daughter Suri to grow up to be a pickpocket?" "Nah... there must have been some other reason for picking that name."
Suri is a wonderful girl who is smart and intelligent! She knows what she wants for her future and she is not afraid to go for it. Suri is a funny and bubbly girl to be around. Her spirit could light up a room. She can be extremely romantic and very emotional. Suri’s also tend to hide their emotions from slot of people including ones they have feelings for. They are great people to be around and they will shed light on every situation
Girl1: have you seen the new girl Suri? Girl2: yeah she has lots of friends! Girl1: that’s because she has a bright spirit!
The evil alien spawn of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. The chosen child of Scientology born 4/19/06.
L. Ron Hubbard smiled an evil grin when Suri was born.