Country Dictionary

Swintering

To gain weight to survive the winter. A lot of american do this to look hotter for next summer. All the oil from their fatty skin is often lit on a candle, during Swintereen on the 31st of October.

Hey everybody, ready for swinterin'?

Sorry Bud, can't move I'm swintering?

Swinter

Swinter: The combination of summer and winter together.

Candace: Swinter?!
Phineas: Some people call it wummer.

Swinter

A season, especially prominent in the eastern US, characterized by days of winter weather followed by a day of summer weather.

"Damn yesterday it was 70 and sunny but now it's 35 and snowing."

"Yeah man, I guess it's swinter."

Swinter Outfit/Attire

when you dress in winter AND spring clothes in one outfit

(tank top, heavy jacket, jeans, flip flops)

Liz: cute outfit, but isnt it too cold for a tank top and flip flops?

Lody: no, its my swinter outfit/attire

Swinter

Winters in the South-eastern United States where there are only a handful of days with snow and the rest are cold, rainy, or both

Truly ghastly weather,
I just hate Swinter!

SWINTER

The combination of Summer and winter

Feb 2 is Groundhog Day but the way the weather feels its swinter outside