A fork of Rural Dictionary
A magical creature who is very smart, but chooses not to show it. Does not look much, but is very capable in a fight
Syon got a 69 on the test and beated some asses without trying
#1 Loudest Discord Packer He has the sexiest and the most smoothest voice, and when people see him, their panties drop. He's way too known to accept your friend request, but if he does, consider yourself lucky. He drowns kids without trying, and he packs while sleeping, sometimes his mom comes into his room and leaves crying cause she got violated so hard. When he beefs with people in real life, he whips out his blue yeti, plugs it onto his Iphone 3S and packs the shit out of everyone in a 3 mile radius. He lives in a house isolated from everyone, they made the city around him because of how feared he is. His ripcord settings ruins peoples hearts, and his FL settings even makes the boys wet. He was born with a mic in his hand, and has always screamed "SYON ON TOP!"
Thizz - "Who is that drowning the whole VC?" Leg - "Don't you know? That's Syon!"
A sexy guy who is great with people and all the girls want him he also is a phenomenal athlete
Local school in Isleworth. Academics are shit. All the boys think they're hard because they play rUgBy. Boys are known to be sexist while promoting rape culture. White boys are famous for having shrivelled dicks, 3" at best. 1/20 boys are peng. Local chavs can be found here. Plugs are good, will rip you off though if they get the chance. Boys think they're hard with their bike life, rugby n mandem but would get nessed in South London. Cafeteria is tiny. Headteacher's a bossman, calm G. Maths teachers move mad, wakanda type. 99% have dated a Brentford girl and received uck from a gumley yute.
Boy 1: ayo what school do you go to ? Boy 2: Isleworth And Syon School For Boys Boy 1: Nah G, that school's wet.
A fat ass bozo who not only has a fake personality but a fake ass too, he likes Burger King which is the most ghettoes fast food restaurant in Texas…like buddy if your gonna looks ghetto please don’t act one too, but anyway fat bozo if you find this either soon or in 10 years I hope you find some good place to eat. Live laugh love
Have you seen Syon’s ass, he stanky