A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun: The act of asserting dominance in your school system. Verb: To raise your arms by at shoulder level and assert dominance, most comonly used against other students.
BillY: Oh hi Bryce whats up Bryce: *t-poses* Bruce: MIND YO BUSINESS BILLY, I OWN YOU!
A pose in which a persons arms are held perpendicular to the body. Assertion of dominant sexual energy, power and/or flexing Initially invented by the Romans as a form of punishment, the pose eventually gained prominence as a symbol to denote ones power by Jesus Christ when he flexed on the Roman empire by not giving a fuck. The pose became the property of Jesus Christ under copyright laws. Just as the Disney corporation used Devine right to with hold Mickey Mouse from entering the public domain in perpetuity so to did Jesus Christ with the T-pose. It wasn't until the 21st century during the decline of the roll of Christianity in modern society that the pose became popular amungst the rising meme lords of popular platforms like Instagram, Vine and tik tok
T-pose to assert dominants
A level up on a hater dab. If a Jake Pauler dabs on you because you are apparently a hater, you must t-pose. It repels all haters and Jake Paulers alike. When you t-pose on a hater, it shows that you are dominant and they are now under your control.
J-Pauler: get dabbed on! You: t-pose J-pauler: I'm sorry I did that to you master. i shall go and not dab ever again.
when teenage boys haven’t come out of the closet yet 🙂
person 1: what are those guys doing? person 2: the T-pose, I think they’re trying to attract the men. person 1: ohh, that explains everything.
The pose fortnite players do, Mostly for memes or the gamer anthem, (The Minecraft backround music)
Person 1: I JUST WANNA T-POSE RN Person 2: Oki fren go ahead