Country Dictionary

an acronym for traffic-jam hips. refers to a person walking either on the side of or across of a road that has such a big ass that they literally cause a traffic jam. this can be a traffic jam of cars or a traffic jam of other pedestrians, bicyclists, etc.

yo man did you see those tfjs?

They're Fucking Jealous

girl 1: Why do the other sororities give us dirty looks? girl 2: TFJ girl, TFJ.

Thanks For Joining

we love our sisters so TFJ

Tight Fitting Jeans

Man, Amanda forgot that she gained some weight. Those are some TFJs.

Terrorist Fist Jab. (c.f. Fox News's hysteria about Michelle and Barack Obama giving each other a fist bump during the 2008 US Presidential campaign, and whether it was a "terrorist" hand gesture.) A bumping of two fists together in lieu of a handshake or high-five.

Awright, I've got an interview lined up! ::TFJ::

Total Fuck Job Absolutely and undenyably retarded; beaten to submission; made to look like an ass

The TFJ's on Wall Street did wonders for the economy and the housing market. Tiger Woods golf for x-box brings out the TFJ in all of us when we blow a shot.

Truth, Friendship, Justice

Used for Alpha Xi Delta. Girl- "In this sisterhood we strive for TFJ"