A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of sitting and chilling with your friends. Typically involves activities such as drinking beer and vaping. Physical and intellectual effort is not allowed.
-Dude, u comin over tonight? -Sure, I'm always down for a good grandpaing. -Ahh, what a grandpaing, I really needed this
Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who fought a war to protect his own country and family. Always a playa, you know how they do. All they gotta do is act like the wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.
Grandpa Bob: Want to hear a joke? Sam: sure grandpa Grandpa Bob: I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one! Sam: I don't get it Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.
When an elderly man makes an unsolicited creepy sexual advance towards a substantially younger woman.
Being in my twenties, it was disturbing to have an octogenarian make a move on me. I was just like Grandpa NO!
A male on male handjob typically given after a long period in a body of water (pool, hot tub, lake, ocean). The more wrinkly, the better.
After a lengthy session in the pool, Brad gave George his rendition of the grandpa.