A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Too long, didn't listen."
A real life version of TLDR. Used when someone tells an overly long story which you zoned out of, and didn't want to ask them to repeat. Particularly used when someone asks a question at the end of their monologue.
Girlfriend: "Today I was shopping when I bumped into...
... I mean, what a bitch! Don't you think?"
Boyfriend: "TLDL."