A fork of Rural Dictionary
a phrase used when somebody is not in the mood to deal with anything.
Arianna: “Not today”
Lexi: “of course lol”
A phrase about the God of Death. often spoken By Arya Stark Lady of Winterfell in times of hardship.
Not today Night king
There is only one God
and his is name is Death.
And there is only one thing
we say to Death.
“Not today”
The current pre-determined expanse of time consisting of 24 hours that is unfolding at the exact moment that your consciousness is expierencing for the first time.
when you can be bothered with foolishness because your not in the mood .....
*your eating food
person one:u fat pig
you: NOT TODAY!! eric
The present day. Started at the end of yesterday, the second it went past midnight, it became today. Today ends once it goes past midnight.
Also a song. The video for this song features Billy Corgan as an icecream man picking up a corss-dressing guitar player, and performing DIY.
"I have to get this done today"
"I shall paint my icecream van today"
"Today is
Today is
Today is
The greatest day
That I have ever known"
the greatest day i've ever known
today is the greatest day i've ever known