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tomtom

Portable GPS voice-activated car navigation system.

tomtom, do I turn left or right? Man, I never would have found this place if it wasn't for my tomtom.

by J. Symonds June 29, 2006

tomtom

A fine example of a human being. TomTom's are often refered to as a person to look up to.

I wish I was TomTom

by Snowball April 01, 2003

TomTom

The piece of shit GPS that got us lost for 2 hours and will most likely get you lost as well.

Time: Late at night. Destination: Home/Highschool Reason for trip: Drama Device used:TomTom Me - Hey, where are we? Tom (Driver) - Still in Phoenix Me - STILL?! Why are we still here? Tom - The stupid TomTom. Me - Damn it Tom! The TomTom got us lost!

by onrefni April 20, 2010

Tomtom

A literal Dutch god, who whores on game lore, loves his friends with the intensity of 1000 suns and hugs like a grizzly bear. Tomtom's laugh makes the ground shake and he has golden hair and a beard any mortal would envy. His coin is dank memes. To catch a Tomtom, lure him with a Big Piece of Chicken. A BIG. PIECE. of CHICKEN. NEVER call him Tom!

Tomtom will never give up on you, no matter what, he is just that kind of lad. Ever watched Tomtom play Dead Space? That guy is a legend! Whenever I am sad or anxious, Tomtom always sends me memes to put a smile on my face. He is great, I love him.

by ioi0 June 01, 2020

TomTom

TomTom is literally so funny and cool like how tf anyways tomtom u r like amazing and very swag 👍

TomTom is one of the coolest ppl ik :) <33

by Alyssa_<3 August 24, 2021

tomtom

An example of an enigma, a message indicator circa '40.

...would use TOMTOM, ... his name was Tom? Turned out he was a fan of ...

by New Codebreakers94 November 05, 2006

TomTom it

Getting an adresses for destination and putting it in the gps "tomtom" system

boy- hey do you know how to get to the party? boy2- I have the adress we can TomTom it

by brook haven February 16, 2009