A fork of Rural Dictionary
"Sup mate" "fucked this chick last night" "how was she?" "fat" "dude tsd"
This acronym stands for "tactical sperm dump". A tactical sperm dump is when a man masturbates shortly before having sex with a female friend so that he will last longer and not blow his load too quickly.
"So, are you going to take a TSD before you take her out then?" "Yeah man, last time I just about made a baby."
TSD is Trump Stress Disorder. It is similar to PTSD, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. PTSD is defined as a disorder that develops in some people who have experienced a shocking, scary, or dangerous event that. Likewise, TSD develops as a result of the shocking, scary, and dangerous things Trumps says and does. TSD symptoms are stress, anxiety, and general upset in people whenever Trump's name, picture, or a discussion of his actions are mentioned. Treatment requires avoidance of any mention of Trump.
I can no longer watch the news because I have TSD.