A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Romanian gipsy who hates Messi because he obliterated his idol Penaldo many times. Twain frequently posts on /sp/, a board on 4chan discussing sports. He is recognizable by his anti messi posting whenever Penaldo is having a shit game under different flags because he pays for VPN to shitpost on 4chan (the absolute state of him) and has many aliases depending on what flag he posts under. Usually posts under Serbian proxy (Twainovic) and Sudaca proxies (Twainandez, mostly Argentinian proxy to make Argentinians look retarded and sometimes his Uruguayan proxy). Goes into a meltdown whenever Messi is having a good game and starts accusing everyone as Alfonso (His schizophrenic boogeyman) whenever someone is defending Messi
Alphonso isn't real Twain, seek help Oh great, PSG lost, Twain is having a field day today O TWAINANDEZ, stop using your sudaca proxies, you're not fooling anyone
A very furry vagina. A vagina so hairy that is vaguely resembles Mark Twain's hair-do.
Birdie went down to Jenny's to get some twain.
An annoyance; an annoying person
Judy won't leave me alone, shes such a fucking twain. Stop being such a twain. Bonnie-"Mommy! Suzy called me a twain!!". Mom- " You are a twain"
to cause physical harm to ones self while masterbating.
I really twained my hamstring yesterday.