A fork of Rural Dictionary
Using table utensils for spooning on top of a table.
It is hard work cleaning the table and dishes after me and my girlfriend tablespoon.
Being the 'big spoon' (on the outside) while spooning.
Would you like to be the tablespoon or the teaspoon?
Titties that are too small for a cup size.
She's cute, but she's got those tablespoon titties.
An honorific bestowed by an African-American upon a non African-American in recognition of said persons above-average level of blackness. Quite a bit of black in you.
White person says "What up Crabman?!" The Crabman gives dap and replies "Tablespoon Coon!"