A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tadhg is the most adorable person to ever exist in any universe, he is so amazing and no amount of words will ever begin to describe how amazing, sweet, kind and caring he is. He cares deeply about many and would rather talk to others about their problems than open up about his, he tends to claim that he will open up when he needs to but no one will truly know that unless he trusts them completely.
Tadhg tends to think that he is very ugly or unattractive but that is the opposite of reality. He is an amazing person and everyone is lucky to have him a part of their life, especially for the person he ends up with because he is the BEST person in their life.
Tadhg is my best friend and my crush, and everyone is jealous that I found such an amazing person.
Girl 1: {gossiping to friends} Tadhgs the best thing that has ever happened to me
Girl 2: god damnit just date him already!!!!
A amazing irish lad who makes deez nut jokes, and "thats what she said" and says "ok", this cunt has amazing humor. what a lad.
Emily: Hi Tadhg
Tadhg: ok
Emily:
Tadhg has jowls to match no other. They whip like they were telephone wires in a hurricane even when touched by only the slightest of breezes. Some say his blood could power a nuclear generator because he’s so fucking toxic. Plutonium doesn’t stand a fucking chance. His voice reminds you of a dying dumpster cat, but even the dumpster cat has enough decency to shut up when you smash it’s head against a wall. He also has dumb glasses like a bitch.
Person 1: Shut up you fucking Tadhg.
Tadhg: Daniel, my name is Steven.
Person 1: What was that!? You’re making my ears bleed you dumb Tadhg!