A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word used to describe something that is randomly delightful.
(Tainty as in the space between a man's ballsack and asshole.)
Sam: Are you going to the show on Friday?!
Allie: Hell yeah, it'll be tainty!!
The musky smell of crotch sweat and ass.
I was like, down on her for so long last night. My upper lip still smells a little tainty.
Tainty Nine is a wonderful thing. It is life changing. Tainty Nine is a similar to 69, except for one key thing; you pay extra special attention to the licking, nibbling and biting of the Taint. You orally pleasure the Taint. You love the Taint with your mouth, tongue and teeth.
Last night for example, my lover and I were in the 69 position, but instead of just licking for sweet delicious vagina, I nibbled, licked and suckled her Taint. The Taint is best described as this: It "taint" quite her vagina, and "taint" quite her butt hole. It's the meat in between.
"Baby, I'm bored with 69, tonight can we Tainty Nine?"
The act of forcibly shoving a person’s face into another person’s taint until the first person faints from the odor. Then once unconscious, tea bagging them and taking pictures to blackmail them into doing your bidding.
Let’s give Jim a Tainty Fainty so we can get the upper hand. Yea, I can’t wait to tea bag his ass!!