A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of pushing brown "stuff" out of your anal section into a round bowl called the toilet.
Man, i gotta squirt a brown monkey!
Jamal is taking a poop on D-Rads lawn.
An insult meant to insinuate that the recipient is without adequate technological devices to game or stay connected to the internet during a bowel movement
Person 1: "Bah, I bet you take boring poops"
Person 2: "What? My poops be off the hook, I am talking on google chat and listening to Pandora"
an adjective describing a stinky bastard defined by the irony of taking a bath then taking a shit, thus, undoing all the stink you just removed.
Jeez, did that stinky skanky bastard just take a bath and poop or what?