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Tambourine

The most perfect weapon of mass destruction, no man nor God can stop the wrath of a tambourine, it will and shall kill all

The murderer used tambourine *it is always super effective*

by NocturnalHuman January 29, 2019

tambourine

A round jiggly part of a woman's body. Usually her ass or tits.

From Eve's song "Tambourine" "Shake your tambourine go and get yourself a whistle and..." "Get your tits on the dancefloor"

by Smarthotguy12345 August 11, 2007

tambourine

A cirular instrument with little jinglers on the outside. It goes Shiackachickachicksachicak when shaken.

Is that a tambourine in your pants or is your pocket just making jingling shickashisaihsia noises again?

by Paul C. March 13, 2006

tambourine

A musical instrument commonly used as a distraction during a catastrophic, horrific, or otherwise epic event.

Guy 1: A man wielding a tambourine in Longview totally went ape-shit today holding a busful of children hostage and cursing profanities at an elderly lady trying to give the children candy. Guy 2: what...the...fuck......!!!WHY DID HE HAVE A TAMBOURINE!!!

by Nacho-Cheez August 25, 2009

tambourine

A kinky sexual act; when a female clothespins small bells onto a man's scrotum, and then hits the scrotum repeatedly, evoking a wild pleasure in the man how your father met your mother

Honey, I'm feeling up to some kinky things tonight. Tambourine me?

by thejokersmokertoker August 31, 2010

tambourine jesus

always keep a tambourine handy boyo, you never know when you need one

I was talking to tambourine jesus yesterday hes really cool and has a tambourine.

by GFMS_bnad June 30, 2020

tambourine man

1. n. a drug peddler 2. n. your friendly neighborhood drug dealer

Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me, I'm not sleepy and there is no place I'm going to.

by Jake and co July 08, 2005