A fork of Rural Dictionary
The space between either a mans balls and anus or a womans vagina and anus
Damn I would love to tickle that tant!
1 (noun) The perineum; "the boring bit between Christmas and New Year"; hence {:)} Tanty (noun), Ankh-Morpork's state correctional facility. 2 (verb) To fiddle or tinker with the perineum. 3 (noun) December 26 to 31; the boring bit between Christmas and New Year.
1 "Is this a tant which I see before me" 2 "stop tanting and get on with the job, one way or the other." 3 The year's tant lies between the interesting bits.
Pants with a table built around the waist. As seen on the animated cartoon , Regular Show. Not to be mistaken with taints , which other illiterate users spelled as t-a-n-t-s.
It isn't a proper dinner unless you are eating off your own tants.