A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you take a break from smoking weed.
"Yo, I'm on a tea break, I'm smoking too much bud recently."
docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive of something very long.
"Oh, what a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he turned briskly on his heel, "but he'll have a cock as long as a docker's tea break.") From 'Charlie and the chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.
"I just saw Gary taking a porn mag in to the toilets with him." "Well he must be having a Dutch tea break, the dirty little man"
The act of masturbating whilst at a place of work, normally to alleviate boredom.
John was at the office using the photocopier, it was a few hours to lunch break. He was bored so went to the armitage shanks for a tommy tank (wank). To masturbate, have a monkey tea break.