A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. lame 2. disorder linked with lack of punani 3. uncontrollable urge to punch yourself in the gonads because you come to the realization you're so fucking worthless you dont deserve to procreate 4. don't take control of the situation and just start yelling loudly to be heard 5. there are many different forms of the word such as: Teng (noun) Tengish (adjective) Tenged (adjective) 6. you suck that badly that there's no other words to describe the magnitude of suckiness
You get Tenged up when you lose many consecutive times at the game of 13 and have to deal most of the time. You got Tenged when you were running around trying to find a condom when 3 of your friends were a phone call away. Quit being such a Teng, you're so damn lame.
A beautiful girl. A lady with extra touch of cuteness and irresistible attractiveness to let go
That girl is a teng. Hey teng. Darling you are a Teng.
Alternative way of saying 'Thing'. Closely related to 'ting'.
Badman 1: You see that football teng pon the TV last night? Badman 2: Nah man, was watching Eastenders.
usually used in a phrase to put someone down or to just offend them instead of using swear words. this is an uncommon word but is spreading round north east england a lot more.
"Look at that young lad pissing on the street, what a little tenge!"
to have sex in all holes at the same time
i did all the tengs to olivia last night