A fork of Rural Dictionary
What a man pitches in his back yard after his wife whores around.
You know that guy John? He totally had to pitch a tent. Poor guy.
"Tenting" or using a "tent" refers to the vieo game item "tent" which allows you to replenish all of your energy. In real life context, tenting is taking a break from any taxing activity.
Mall shopper A: Gosh, I'm tired. We've been walking a lot. Mall Shopper B: Well, lets tent. We can sit on the couches then head to the food court.
When the erect penis causes containing fabrics such as underwear or bedsheets to be raised in a tent-like shape.
What're you looking at me like that for? I'm just tenting?
1.n. The plural for a kind of portable shelter 2.n. The plural for an obvious bulge in the crotch through fabric where an erection is produced, derived from the phrase "pitching a tent" 3.n. A kind of abbreviation for tentacle sex/rape, often used to describe a specific kind of porn
1. We slept in tents when we went camping. 2. Tents in public are generally frowned upon. 3. (On /d/, an image board on 4chan) Post more tents!
Japanese slang: When a fully clothed man has an erection, his friends may laugh, and some may call his organ a "tento mushi" (tent bug); others may also ask the below example with their tongue in their cheek.
"Oi, tento o hatteru" (Yo, you're setting up your tent)?