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A man totally overcome by his raging hormones and being just too male, especially when it comes to fast cars.
He became totally testerical when his girlfriend scratched his Alfa Romeo.
Testerical - Imaginary outrage or stong emotion, which may not or may not include tears and belligerent language, from an adult male. Having the capacity to become testerical is expected to originate from an over abundance of male privilege and lack of empathy for the plight of anyone other than themselves.
He became testerical during his Senate hearing for a position on the Supreme Court.
Displaying grounded sensitivity. Acting with care for relative placement and with deliberate precision. Antonym of hysterical.
That traffic cop didn't even flinch when the car almost hit him, dude was just testerical.
When an illegal drug crew gets a new shipment and/or a new supplier, it is not uncommon for them to have one day where they give out "testers", essentially free samples that junkies will ultimately comment on the quality of. It ensures the dealers or not being ripped off by suppliers and can also cause some junkies to become loyal to that crew and their product. Junkies are often very excited for tester day, since it means a rare free high.
C'mon, we gotta get down to 53rd! The Felson crew is putting out testers today!
Behaving crazed or unreasonably because of excessive levels of testosterone. Over reacting in an angry or jealous way.
Relax, Dick! You don't have to get all testerical on me!