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Testie

an idiot, a moron, a fat slob who is part of an ingame alliance called "Test Alliance Please Ignore". His choice of weapon is the stupid, a highly contagious disease which attacks the brain and controls your mind leaving you as a mindless buffoon easily susceptible to garbage propaganda.

This one time, at band camp I met a testie and he infected me with the stupid. Luckily i went to the top medical facility in the world and the people there cured me.

by iamdumbandapartoftestalliance September 17, 2012

Testie

Short for testicles, because testicles are fragile and sensitive, and pussies are strong and resilient. The more accurate version of calling someone a pussy. Someone who is chicken or wimpy.

Yo bro, just do it, don’t be such a testie!

by Kungphoey April 03, 2022

testies

A man's balls.

I like licking his testies.

by clitoris October 24, 2003

testie

once a maphacker, ALWAYS A MAPHACKER.

testie has herpies

by Al Queda February 03, 2004

Testi

A description for one testicle

As i ran on the treadmill my testi brothers slapped against my sweaty groin!

by Michael Fletcher the first November 22, 2004

Testy

Someone who is easy to set off or have very low amounts of patience. You could say something meant as a compliment and they'll flip out regardless.

Guy 1: Dude, ready the fuck up!
Guy 2: It's only been 5 seconds you testy fag.

by bumerhoomorr34 February 01, 2019

Testies

Those who participate in formal testing.

The testies from dicks class were sweating under pressure.

by Rip Cooper November 14, 2008