Country Dictionary

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Texas Rattlesnake

When you bash together 2 beers and then proceed to simultaneously drink both.

My guy was drunk last night, grabbed 2 Budweisers, and did a Texas Rattlesnake.

by Pops the Sailor June 18, 2017

the texas rattlesnake

A type of snake. And the nickname for the profession wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin.

There is the wild texas rattlesnake.
Fandango just got his ass whooped by the texas rattlesnake!

by TingleTangles June 16, 2014

Texas RattleSnake

When a Homo Shakes His Small Dick In His Gay Partners Mouth

Last Night Jimmy and me did the Texas RattleSnake Lastnight..it was fun till he jizzed

by iMw2BK August 30, 2010

The Texas Rattlesnake

When male shakes penis back and forth while peeing with female on knees with eyes and mouth open

Kelsey was being a bad girl so I gave her The Texas Rattlesnake

by 1234567dfghw January 02, 2021

Texas Rattlesnake

Taking a curly dump in a urinal. The poo must curl back on itself to resemble a coil in one solid piece.

The special Ed kid keeps leaving us Texas Rattlesnakes in the bathroom. Nobody knows when he's doing it, but I think he's makin em at night.

by Quad45 January 14, 2025